Your website live in 7 days, guaranteed.

Plain, fast websites for local businesses, plus tech help and automation.

SpongeBob Movie fish screaming "MY EYES!!" with burning, smoking eyes — Actual footage of a dark mode user visiting this page.

Hi, I'm Jake. I build simple websites for local businesses in the Elk River area.

Video can replace this later.

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How it works

Step 1Email meTell me what you do and what's not working. I reply within 1 day, Wednesday to Sunday.
Step 2Get a fixed price in writingOne price before any work starts.
Step 3Live in 7 daysOnce I have your logo, text and photos, I build it, test that your contact path reaches you, and hand it over. Yours to keep.

The guarantee

Your retinas gone in 7 days, guaranteed.The 7 days start the moment you open this page. Sunglasses void the warranty.Standard pair of eyes. Bigger eyes burn faster.

Joke mockup only. No retinas were harmed. Several were inconvenienced.